Baby Mullets

Today, I would like to discuss the fact that Brandon and are embracing our son's mullet. We embrace everything from it's unique shape to it's unique growth pattern. Some people think that this special hairstyle is reserved only for the less sophisticated, however I disagree. This mullet has actually made Sage more sophisticated and dapper. He has an edge that other baby boys do not have. He has a "link" or "connection" to that cute curly blond girl in his Mother Goose Story time class. She can stand on the other side of the room and twirl her blond curly locks of hair, while Sage is rocking his mullet and twirling his curls in the back, while maintaining a calm and sophisticated look in the front. This girl is amazed, and realizes that she can trust Sage and she decides that he is the one that she will share her ball with.How does this picture evolve into something that matters?
Blondie in real life gets to hang out in a bar and watch the guy traffic pass her by. "Joe Schmo" does not have an edge or an icebreaker, he doesn't catch Blondie's immediate attention.But do you know who does?... "Billy Bob Jenkins". His mullet demands immediate attention and unfortunately the attention is quickly reduced to a negative judgment based on a popular redneck superstar, or a guy that you saw at a gas station who was tooting his monster truck horn while hitting the curb on his way out. My point,is that not every mullet has to be associated with that type of behavior or personality or lack there of. There are smart, kind, and classy sedan driving mullet folk out there. No one ever shows you the mullet on sweet Scottie , or the mullet on Timmy who is a graduate from Oxford. There are smart mullet wearing people, that were born to sport such a unique and special look. Sage is one of them. So please people, do not judge; embrace the mullet and get to know a great guy or fantastic baby boy that lives and dreams beyond those Mississippi waterfalls.